people who NEED tazering to the genitals!

1. drivers who block the intersections in heavy traffic and then proceed to leave three to four car lengths between them and the car in front so as to cause even greater congestion at the round about behing them (GOD FORBID they use their rear view mirrors!)
3. drivers who are too busy searching through thier purse to watch what they are doing
4. moped drivers who insist they can use both the cycle lane and drive down the middle of the road thereby flanking you when there is no room.
5. cyclists who go through red lights (we all know the high way code does not apply to them)
6. cyclists who ride across pedestrian crossings causing you to slam on your breaks
7. cyclists who do 5 and 6 nearlyt clipping school children using crossing ways corectly
8. cyclists who dont signal when crossing lanes (god knows i'd love the adventure of a morning off talking to the police - afterall its your violation of the highway code so im in the clear - but i seriously dont want to repair the damage to my undercarragie from youe bike)
9. drivers who deliberately block pedestrian crossings and keep clear areas.

Fell free to add to this list!


* i am NEVER leaving the house at 8 am again!