pilling the cat [green - with oozing red from open wounds]

need more ideas on how to pill a VERY unwilling beast of evilcat. I have tried:

wrapping pill in butter

shoving as far down throat and holding mouth shut

wrapping cat in a towel (much like the ejde cat-in-a-babygrow experiment not entirely sucessful)

sitting on top of cat

grinding pill and mixing with water and syringing cat

asserting dominance and gently biting cat's ear - that was spetactuallry disaterous

mixing pill with tuna - they are not easily fooled

also where's a good place to buy bandages in bulk?